Taos, New Mexico Police Report

I heard what seemed like a constant stream of police sirens yesterday in Taos. Out of curiosity, I checked yesterday's police report. This is what I found (excluding the boring ones):

7:46 a.m., Trespassing, Paseo del Pueblo Sur – Caller reported that there is a hippie with a big stick and a guitar in the outside setting area refusing to leave. I could also see this happening in Ithaca...

11:07 a.m., Harassment, Paseo del pueblo Sur – Caller reported she is not going into the Family Dollar Store because of shoplifting, she is now at Burger King, and the manager came out of the dollar store and is harassing her. What? This makes no sense.

3:45 p.m., Miscellaneous, Weimer Road – Caller advised that a woman skipped out of the hospital and is wearing bright orange pants. Why would you wear bright orange pants to a hospital?

4:15 p.m., Suspicious Person, Paseo del Pueblo – Caller reported that there is a woman walking around in bright orange pants and asking for pants. She is probably asking for pants because she realizes how obnoxious and ugly hers are.

5:37 p.m., Miscellaneous, Paseo del Pueblo Sur – Caller reported that a girl they were dealing with just took off and she is hitting the fence and some cars. Hitting them with what?

8:51 p.m., Harassment, Gusdorf Road – Caller reported that he is walking and someone in a truck threw trash at him. Maybe it was a garbage truck...?

Clearly I have too much time on my hands.

Back down to Santa Fe tomorrow! Thank goodness!

~ Katie